Even though you chose her over me doesn’t make me bitter nor you fucked up,it just shows that you wanted the easy life so you chose the easy wife…

The easy wife doesn’t question, nether does she ask but sits home on her ass, she gets up at 7 when you have to get up at 8 to iron your draws and to make your plate.

She’ll ask you what time would you like dinner done and you reply “I’m going to Dave’s to have some fun”. She’ll make your favorite anyway in case you change your mind and actually want to spend time….with her.

The easy wife doesn’t have an opinion on anything you do. She just shakes her head when you ask red or blue. This easy wife is beautiful, no doubt about that. Doesn’t question when your phone rings and you TEXT someone back.

But throughout this time this easy wife has done nothing to enhance your life. See a hard wife like me would tell you “Go to Dave’s house and have some fun, I bet you won’t get none…for a month”.

A hard wife like me would tell you “Nigga you better answer that phone and don’t play with me, acting like I can’t see your caller ID”.

I woulda told you that red tie with that blue blazer….NO you picking her was actually doing me a favor because a easy wife deserves a easy man, a women that walks around with his dick in her hand and she treats it like a great trophy or something that she won.

And it’ll be placed on a mantel so one day she’ll show yall son. As for me, I’m not the one. I’m the hardest bitch you’ll ever meet so when you have no spine and your bent over for the rest of your life, you can think back on your hardest decision to pick your EASY WIFE.

-Tamara “Cee Cee” Simmons

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